Why Are So Many People Following Me

The masculine urge to blow up

November is the worse month because you can't listen to scary music or watch horror movies and you're notallowed to shave OR nut

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Yo dark meat combo for 6 dollars?

i dont need therapy i need more tattoos & piercings & to have gay sex

roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

listening to music literally fucks so hard. you mean i can just put in headphones and experience incredibly profound emotions felt throughout my entire body

What is it about Aaron Paul that makes directors look at him and say “put that guys character in a beanie and a hoodie we are gonna deconstruct the stigma around stoners/junkies