TrinaWolf

The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ‘breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao But then we don’t have Olive Garden either

wait, that’s not what they’re talking about?

Are you telling me this meme is not about grissini? My life is a lie!

WHAT

this changes everything

I mean, I thought it was odd that they everyone was so excited about breadsticks… but then I thought, well, it’s America…

Wait they’re talking about actual bread???

… I want American breadsticks. ;_;

@goodbyecassiel - this is the Great Breadstick Misunderstanding, companion to the Epic Lemonade Confusion post

@charlottedabookworm my life is a lie

We literally did tell you. We. We used the word BREAD.

but………… those aren’t breadsticks!

We didn’t know you had breadtwigs instead.

OH the joke is funnier than previously thought because those are bigger and therefore it would be harder and more socially awkward to shove them into your purse! Lol

I feel like this is explaining a joke to Vulcans who are totally game to try humor, and I’m loving it.

World Heritage Post

ahaha it's raining heavily oh no... looks like you might have to come into my gothic castle for the night... how unfortunate ahaha

I'm just over here reading Midnight Sun and an idea came to my head. I know it's been almost 13 years since Twilight the movie came out and making a movie would be "stupid" because they've aged 13 years, butttttttttt an audiobook with the actors and actresses would kill me you know. Edward spiraling mind narrated by Robert Pattinson would basically make my life, and I'm going to mention what my goddesses Kristen Stewart, Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed would do to me.

Honey-Nut Cheerios get soggy more slowly than regular Cheerios because they are laminated.

Mark Zuckerberg looks like the guy in a zombie movie that gets bit, but doesn’t tell anyone.