Hello There,

I’ll stop queuing this when it stops making me laugh every time I see it….

u know when u watch a movie and afterward you’re like “god the score was so fucken good who composed it” and the answer is hans zimmer every time

he is just That Bitch

i hate asking people for things

The composers of movie soundtracks are probably the most underrated people in the whole world

john williams is the only reason anyone believed padme and anakin loved each other that man carried an entire saga’s love story on his shoulders because george sure as shit didn’t give them much

why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ?

I’m sorry the French call it what

THIS

So important

I definitely think this needs to become common knowledge because I had to explain this to two boys and they immediately stopped saying it. They just had no idea what it meant really

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

I really worry about how many people in their 20s are just constantly tired all the time. It is absolutely not healthy for people to be worked so hard that every single night the second they come home they are so physically shattered they only want to sleep.

Me

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”

“You don’t have to torture dogs and cats to live a purely vegan lifestyle.”