it WOULD be nice

woag! i didnt know that and i already forgoted what you told me

when youre tired on public transit and start thinking "let me rest my eyes a bit" thats the devil talking

she is very persuasive

where am i

Oh ya baby noodle time

Ate tf outta those noodles

if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her on a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery

italians be reading horrific lawsuit-worth high school accounts of random building collapses, flooded gyms, gas leaks, malfunctioning heating, disease-inducing mold, biohazards in the form of rats, bats and pidgeons nesting in the drywalls and unironically be like omg stop making me nostalgic i miss high school 😫 i remember that time one of the windows shattered slicing my classmate in the shoulder and i got life-threatening exposure to asbestos during a drug raid

There should totally be a movement called “Sleep in Public” where people defend their right to sleep on public property. Sleep in your cars. Sleep on benches. Sleep at the park. Just make it a mundane and regular part of life to see someone napping in the library. It would make it much harder to single out the homeless for harassment if everyone else is doing the same thing and much harder to argue that it’s a “threat to public safety” when it’s so clearly harmless.

sorry i cant come over today. it's the whole eagle pecking out my liver thing. tomorrows not good either. yeah it's the eagle again, im kind of booked up for a while actually

i think every morning i manage to get out of bed there should be a crowd of people outside my house cheering and clapping and crying actually

post-email aftercare like that was a great email and you seemed so normal

getting anonymous hate (“just checking in” emails) from jealous haters (my professors) because of my hot takes (incredibly overdue assignments)