If love is not enough to put my enemies to sleep

romanticize irish and scottish accents

actually let’s sexualize them

i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

would like to complain abt how (mainly tv show) ppl use ocd traits to make the Mean Characters seem more unlikeable but i can’t quite articulate it rn

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

oh i love bathtub

Plushies are the best. Sometimes you just need a little guy

“i wish there was a movie like dead poets society that wasnt so sad :(“ um there is? it’s called school of rock

jack black could do dead poets society and robin williams could do school of rock

Pissed off i didnt recieve any packages because i didnt order anything. Just unfair

babe are you okay you've barely talked about vampires today :/

i hope i’m annoying. i hope you’re annoying. i hope we’re both annoying 

hey dude, sorry i don’t really remember anything you just showed me. i actually used to be a baby so as you can imagine i have some object permanence issues

enemies to lovers romance between me and myself

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand