good afternoon ladies and entities. regrettably, i am feeling

I went to see my doctor today and the first thing she said to me was “you know you have a mullet, right?”... I do but thank you for the swift diagnosis

A what now

meat-eating nakedstick

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

I know that this is a common response, but this post knocked the wind out of me, as if I had been punched. Let’s put aside the political ramifications of this conspiracy theory, and let’s focus on the fact that Justin Trudeau’s nipples are what betrayed his parentage

24 year old republican: well UNPOPULAR OPINION BUT *political opinion they got from their father *

This is The greatest Zelda sound effect you will ever hear.

i cant tell which is my favorite part. the frantic pulling of the hose as its getting sucked into the sky like a spaghetti noodle, the random “OH YEAH BABY!”, or the guy just chuckin a rock into the fire tornado at the end as if that’s gonna show it who’s boss

hey ;) guys ;) i’m ;) 6’7’’ ;)

this is by far the easiest way to get one hundred asks in less than one minute.

sans??

Wait…isn’t that the one bald dude who makes really cool music and memes if I remember correctly 🤔?

Ive…. missed this video… i feel… replenished

This refueled my energy

a mood

this cryptid 

This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving

I can’t actually even process how bad this is. I logged of for the 17th and came back to find out 6 porn bots had followed me while I was logged out

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…