what if a rat said cheesus christ

heartbreaking: you witness an argument but the person you agree with is being annoying

dw if I die I will still haunt the narrative

once I tried to explain "little meow meow" to a friend and later he's like "what was that thing you said? little boo boo kitty fuck"?

big fan of when stuff is the color red

Big fan of when stuff is brown (color blind edition)

trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ

hey guys we don't have to rb this post. like we can keep it to ourselves. we can let this post not be rbed.

You made it it’s your fault buddy <3

i have this writing style i like to call “uncertain.” it’s where the narrator isn’t really sure what they’re talking about either

That is so powerful and I want to write a short story in this style now thank you

“the park had been there for as long as i’d lived there, i think. i couldn’t be sure. i was never one to go to the park anyway” nobody has any clue what’s going on

self aware unreliable narrator

actually i have to confess i do ship real people i ship myself with your mom

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

I think Lady Dimitrescu and Miss Piggy are the same person - sent from my iPhone

Pride month reminder: Making fun of the Shatnez laws (the Jewish biblical prohibition of mixing wool and linen in the same garment) and using them as an example of why biblical homophobia is stupid is antisemitic. Many Jews still practice this and it's not a "crazy weird thing!" It's something Jews actually practice in real life and your ignorance is actively harmful when you're punching down on Jewish practice lol please fuck off

I would encourage LGBT gentiles to reblog this