mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

im at the pond giving 0-4 gold pieces to the mudcrabs

without arts & crafts we are in hell

ai will never take the em dash from me. em dash and i have been in love for years, and i know her better than any computer ever could.

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

(girl who has never told anyone anything) i must just be doing it for attention

me flirting at the bar: can you send me that pdf you were talking about earlier

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body