#revising

I wish Cunk did episode specifically on criminology, sociological theories, the German reformation and the wars of the roses. It would make revising so much more interesting. Only picking up the scraps, since Cunk on Everything mentions the WOTR but only briefly.

"Far too hard to explain. There are just two things to remember. Firstly, it was the basis for GOT, except that the man who wrote that, Sir George RRRRRR Martin, changed the names so he wouldn't get sued, and made it more realistic by filling it with dragons and dwarves and loads of tits.

Ground Rules

I will not accept any hate speech. I understand that some people want angst, but Im not having Jake Sully or John Price call someone a word that rhymes with ‘ribbit’ (say it outloud, you’ll get it)

I will not accept requests that have to do with cheating, 90% of the time. I have a few exceptions in mind, but we can come back to that later. *Edit*: I will write cheating if it is leaving a shitty partner for a better partner, or something along those lines. But never as a ‘reader is just tired of their perfectly happy and healthy relationship’.

I will accept smut! Even your most depraved stuff! CNC, Somno, I don’t know, anything! If I don’t know it, I will look it up.

I will accept fluff, smut, angst, even nothingburger.

I will write things that have to do with consuming substances, as someone who consumes substances (being special lettuce🍃). *Edit*: This includes anything from the sex pollen trend to actual substances to getting off said substances, but the overarching topic of the ask is said substance. For example: ‘hey, I just wanna ask if you’d do something for a reader who’s trying to quit nicotine? im having a hard time doing so and thinking about having someone there to support me would be really nice.’ OR ‘hey girl heyyyyy love the fics and i got an idea💡 can i get a headcanon of (Fill in the Blank) and their stoner partner? maybe their partner has the munchies or zoomies real late and it’s just some fun, fluffy stuff THANK YOU BESTIEEEE😘’

I also hold the right to come back and update these rules as I see fit. It is your responsibility as the asker to go over them. I will make sure they are readily available.

I can’t write a perfect sentence, but I can edit a wordy one into a concise one.

I can’t write a perfect sentence, but there are references for grammar and my friends will help me if I ask.

It turns out that there’s a lot I can do if I keep trying, be patient with myself, and ask for help when I need it.

Reality Revision...