Ablguard the Traveling Troll

"Look! An oasis full of beer and girls in bikinis!" -Ablguard #TravelTroll #DeathValley #desert #Sand #Halucination (at Mesquite Flat Sand Dunes, Death Valley)

“Yea, though you walk through the valley of the shadow of death, fear no evil: for I am with you" -Ablguard #TravelTroll #WhoSaidItBetter #Traveler #WanderLust #Death #Valley #HomeIsWhereYouParkIt (at Death Valley National Park)

"This rock can't hold me! I'm breaking out!" -Ablguard #TravelTroll #prison #Alcatraz #maximumsecurity (at Alcatraz Island)

"I'm on a boat and... it's going fast and... I got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan" -Ablguard #TravelTroll #boat #SanFrancisco #ocean #pacific #traveler #adventures #Wander #WanderLust (at San Francisco Bay)

How I've come to love winding roads. #Traveler #Wander #WanderLust #TravelTroll #Hyperlaps #Roadtrip #WestUS2016 (at Tenaya Lake)

"Predator becomes prey when their made of carbs" #bread #aligator #TravelTroll (at Fisherman's Wharf)

"I know that troll... she's a slut" -Ablguard #TravelTroll #SanFrancisco #UnionSquare #Dreamworks #trolling (at Union Square, San Francisco)

Talk about a butter face... #TravelTroll (at Fisherman's Wharf)

"Why is the golden gate red? -Ablguard #TravelTroll #ColorBlind #SanFrancisco #Gold #Traveler #Wander #WanderLust #WestUS2016 (at Golden Gate Bridge)

"Just wanted to say hi to #nevada and let it know I'll be back soon" -Ablguard #TravelTroll #WestUS2016 #Wanderer (at Nevada & California State Line)

"Bump ass hell? Is when a chicks still there in the morning?" -Ablguard #TravelTroll (at Lassen Volcanic National Park)

Lessen cruising. #Roadtrip #WestUS2016 #Traveler #TravelTroll (at Lassen Volcanic National Park)

"You're nothing without your hat frosty! NOTHING!" -Ablguard #TravelTroll #Snowman #jealousy #WinterIsComing (at Lassen Volcanic National Park)

"I wish i brought a jacket, you told me we'd be back before fall!" -Ablguard #TravelTroll #Snow #volcano #nationalpark #WestUS2016 (at Mount Lassen Volcanic National Park)

Watching the sun set over the. #Redwood #Forest with my little buddy. #TravelTroll #WestUS2016 #DoWhatYouLove #Wanderer #WanderLust (at Redwood National and State Parks (NPS))

"I can BEARly contain my excitement" -Ablguard #TravelTroll #Wanderer #California #Redwoods #WestUS2016

"I went to this HUGE waterfall, it was way bigger than me" -Ablguard #TravelTroll #Traveler #waterfall #Hike #Adventure (at Oregon Caves National Monument & Preserve)