Sunflower Universe

Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”

kurdish: “my story went to other homes, god bless the mothers and fathers of its listeners” (Çîroka min çû diyaran, rehmet li dê û bavê guhdaran.)

greek: “and they lived well, and we lived better” (και ζήσανε αυτοί καλά και εμείς καλύτερα)

afrikaans: “whistle whistle, the story is done” (fluit fluit, die storie is uit)

goemai: “my tale has finished, (it) has returned to go (and) come home.” (tamtis noe lat / dok ba muaan yi wa)

amharic: “return my story and feed me bread” (ተረቴን መልሱ አፌን በዳቦ አብሱ::)

bengali: “my story ends and the spinach is eaten by the goat” (aamaar kothati furolo; Notey gaachhti murolo) *means something is irreversibly ended because goats eats herbs from the root

norwegian: “snip snap snout, the tale is finished” (snipp snapp snute, så er eventyret ute”

polish: “and i was there [at the wedding] too, and drank mead and wine.” (a ja tam byłem, miód i wino piłem.)

georgian: “disaster there, feast here… bran there, flour here…” (ჭირი – იქა, ლხინი – აქა, ქატო – იქა, ფქვილი – აქა)

hungarian: “this is the end, run away with it” (itt a vége, fuss el véle)

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

I’m reblogging a few links for people to checkout ^^

So here is the link to the big masterlist and a few other places:  

Masterlist

AO3

Wordpress

Ko-Fi (As it contains a few story and art that’s only ko-fi content I added this link for those who have supported me)

https://raindrop.io/collection/5207797?sort=title

https://archiveofourown.org/users/SWModdy

https://swpromptsandasks.home.blog/

Obi-Wan: I consider myself married to my work. My life is dedicated to the Force. I suppose you could say that I’m married to the Force. Shut up, Satine.

Anakin: *shifty eyes* ummm…. marry? who said anything about that? I’ve never even heard of marriage. what’s a wife? i certainly wouldn’t know i don’t even know what a woman is

Padme: …you can marry people who aren’t women, anakin

Fives: well, i think i’m at least halfway married to Echo, and the other half of me is married to Rex. Does that count?

Rex: not Fives

Kix, ungluing himself from Jesse’s face for .05 seconds: what did you say?

Cody, wearing Obi-Wan’s tunic, drinking tea from Obi-Wan’s mug: i’ve never thought about it

Ahsoka, dumping a box of magazine clippings out on the table: well there’s this pop singer and she’s super hot, and there’s also this stunt performer from alderaan whom i’d honestly let choke me with her biceps, and this is a picture of a lesbian farmer i found on the holonet, and this lady-

Rex: Ahsoka that is literally just a picture of some woman’s shoulders

Ahsoka: e x a c t l y

Yoda: become one with the Force, everyone will *whacks your shins with his stick*

Mace Windu, eye twitching: a t t a c h m e n t

Boba Fett: I am going to grow up and marry the abstract concept of revenge. our children shall be Glorious Victory and Death to the Jedi. Those are not names, those are also abstract concepts

Wolffe: I don’t have time for marriage i barely have time to take care of all these fucking kids- Sinker goddamn it put your brother down

Plo Koon: I do not need marriage to make my life complete. I do, however, need some adoption forms. Several thousand of them.

Bly: n o  o n e *hides notebook with “bly secura” doodled on it behind his back*

Aayla: Bly please. We’ve been married for a year.

Commander Fox, Very Stressed: I’m going to marry the fucking chancellor, and I’m going to get the mother of all pre-nups, and then I’m going to divorce his wrinkly ass and take him to the fucking BANK and leaving him with NOTHING. and i’m TAKING THE KIDS TOO.

Palpatine: I would marry Democracy. No, not the abstract concept, I would literally marry democracy. I love democracy. You see, here is some fanart I drew of me and democracy together- warning, it’s nsfw-

Tarkin: I would marry my fluffy bunny slippers. they are the only ones who have always been there for me

Dogma: … can i marry a reg manual?

Echo: no you can’t i already asked

Rex: actually you know what, i’d marry Senator Amidala, just to see the look on Skywalker’s face for the .3 seconds before he obliterates me and i find the sweet release of the void

Ahsoka: …you okay there buddy?