my favorite part of gay culture is calling something homophobic that is obviously Not Homophobic and watching non-lgbt ppl get their shit in a twist over it

tshirt that reads "I went to the doctor and all they tested was my patience"

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬

my blog’s entire shtick is about making you anxious over things you weren’t anxious over before. and you people keep coming BACK?    

How do you "abuse" free tampons? What does he think tampons are? Has he ever met someone who menstruates?

today I felt like treating myself, so I inserted 4 tampons in my vagina instead of my usual 1

they’re very fashionable, I like to show off my tampons, I stick a couple up my nose when I’m going out and wear them as earrings

shitpostbot finally using its sentience for good and ending transphobia, i see

The vibe station…..

*sticks fingers in the table holes*

*gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.“

Sometimes you have experiences that you don’t think much about, but also assume nobody else has had them and a post like this comes around and it’s like getting kicked in the face

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

wait what’s the difference?

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire