a warrior @traumacupcake - Tumblr Blog

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

there we go

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

susiephone

some of the plot resolutions in house were so fucking funny. like one episode a guy had seen 10000 different doctors to try and figure out why he was sick and when he came to house, house’s first question was “ok i think i recognize this, there’s this tropical disease that’s preeeeeetty common, have you ever been to the tropics?” and the guy said no and house was like “hm ok guess it’s not that, it must be something mysterious and obscure because this is the Mysterious And Obscure Ailment Show, i will keep digging” then 35 minutes later in the episode house is like “this really REALLY feels like it’s that relatively common disease i mentioned earlier, are you SURE you’ve never been to the tropics” and the patient is like omg NO why do doctors always harp on that I TOLD YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE TROPICS I HAVE NEVER BEEN SOUTH OF FLORIDA and house just stares at him before being like “FLORIDA IS IN THE FUCKING TROPICS” and the patient is like. oh.

this all happens while the patient is holding house and like some other people hostage and forcing house to treat him at gunpoint btw.

#house md #also funny because sometimes people are just really that obtuse as to what questions need specific answers

memeclassheroes

#flipping houses #(((which okay in real life fair 91% of house flippers and landlords deserve to be in prison for being greedy assholes)))

marisatomay

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#good lord jesus this is bad nostalgia

miggylol

You've been cast into a fictional setting, and you don't get to pick your genre. This wheel picks it for you.

But you DO get to pick your role.

Hero/Protagonist

Loyal Sidekick

Romantic Interest

Comic Relief

Mentor

Villain/Antagonist

Mysterious Holder of Plot-Relevant Knowledge

Voting ended onJan 17, 2025

ospreyonthemoon

Political drama? Nah im definitely the comic relief i could notttt take that seriously as a casting.

#found footage horror #well if it's decently made I'm dead as any of these roles #unless I'm like the gas station employee that gives them directions or something along those lines so make me the villain all the way #at least as the monster I'm not burdened with humanity

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

bogleech

(*some photos of tardigrades don't show their eyes because they're 3-d scans of the tardigrade's surface and the eyes are inside of their transparent head)

#stop wait I'm about to have a breakdown over this smol guy #microscopically smol dude just living their itty bitty life #not worrying about taxes or world wars or anything on our scale but still not that different from us in the grand scheme of things #ughughughuuuuugh

miggylol

You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.

With that in mind, your chosen path is:

A hero

A villain

An early villain who reforms and joins the heroes

Originally a hero, but you soon become a villain

It depends on the current situation, really

None of the above, I've got too much other shit to do

Voting ended onJan 13, 2025

#plants #and neither #I'm taking my happy ass off the grid to the middle of bum fuck nowhere #making myself a habitat and retreating entirely from society

strictlyfavorites

socalkeeper

💯

terry2227

The little girl in me is screaming in delight🥹

#lord to be young and dumb and constantly arguing over who could jump farthest from the swing again #I'd burn the world to have an iota of that mentality back

louisegluckpdf

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

thememedaddy

#dude I would do this for $20k right now #just enough to pay off my debt and give me a bit of wiggle room to readjust to society afterwards

nessa007

@ gaurav

angelofthemornings-deactivated2

Regardless of your gender or sexuality, reblog this and tag your most hetero male trait. Mine is either obsessing over my Altima or sitting around watching TV shows about air disasters.

#I like war documentaries and standing behind the couch to watch movies b/c I have other things to do but also this next part is the best par

rars

i sometimes like characters that fucking suck. when a character is a shit head in just the right way it can be so funny and/or compelling. like this is my beloved character, Asshole The Hater. they suck and i love them. someone dropped them into a ditch on the side of the road and i picked them out of the ditch and put them in my pocket

#every once in a while a girlie can enjoy an irredeemable villain for herself as a treat #and anyone who wants to argue otherwise can fuck right off into the great wild yonder

fullofwhitehotrage-deactivated2

#oh I've not seen the chrimmy reindeer in years #this is a night of nostalgia that is making my heart genuinely hurt

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

spngirlpolls

there's a lot to bitch about re: supernatural but at least it was made in 2005 starring teen soap actors on the cw with one million episodes per season. that's real television. if they made that shit now it would be like six episodes on apple tv and glen powell would be in it. so count your fucking blessings.

abigail-rytel

Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason

abigail-rytel

Given the apparent eleventeen ongoing scandals it feels appropriate to bring this one back

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

a warrior