ruined

i’m ready for june. the purest month. the friday afternoon of summer, when the world hums with possibility. when spring kisses summer on the cheek, leaves behind a trail of ferns and dew. june is packing your suitcase for a trip. june is a sprinkler in the lawn. june is goodbye and hello all at once. every day feels like the first moment after you wake up, when the dreams still stick to your skin. we wander dazed and hazy in the infant months of heat and sun. we are lovely and unafraid

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

someone who can do these things add schizophrenics because we're either used as a horror trope or haha funny homeless people talking to themselves

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp

Aunt Debbie is right and she should drink up and say so

Tumblr would like to buy Aunt Debbie several more rounds.

every Killers song sounds like the ramblings of that one incoherently drunk girl in the bathroom and i think that’s incredible sexy of them

like, ur so right queen, he DOESN’T look a thing like jesus… (?????)