falling

not even a penis ritual can save us now

A woman's place is on the battlefield

so you think women should die

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

if you want a service, you cannot degrade the people providing the service.  if you want a service, you should want the providers of said service to be fairly compensated.

If u want to write a story about a character that's just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who's gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”

Tell them to come back with a warrant

This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.

This is the Way

life is like a giant mushroom 

Explain

I love this man

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

Much. 

Horse must have been desperate