Winter’s Wonderland

posting this again cause now its actually true

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i love sex workers and contraception and abortion and open relationships and gay people and transgenders and weird identities

this may be my age showing but I am a passionate supporter of wires. earbuds? put a leash on those things. wireless keyboard? no, it needs to hold hands with the computer. the ps5 controller I forgot to charge has the staying power of a wealthy nonagenarian with a much younger wife and 14 life insurance policies, but the controller plugged into my pc? that baby will outlive my bloodline. my ethernet cable is like a son to me.

CATS ARE SO PERFECT THEY HAVE HEART SHAPED NOSES AND THEN THEY NUDGE U WITH THEIR HEART NOSES AND IT MEANS THEY LOVE YOU AND THEY HAVE SCRATCHY TONGUES AND IT IS SO CUTE AND NOT SLOBBERY LIKE DOGS WOW CATS THEY ARE SO WARM AND THEY VIBRATE GENTLY WITH PURRS AND THEY MAKE A GOOD PILLOW AND THEY ARE SMALL BUT NOT TOO SMALL THEY ARE THE PERFECT SIZE TO HOLD AND THEY LOVE YOU AND SOMETIMES THEY ARE JERKS AND IT IS HILARIOUS

I like to wake up and go to bed