lesbian!

U get used to the straight men actors in gay roles kissing so hard n hungry their noses are in danger so ur like yeah that's just how straight men kiss other men I guess and then u see straight actors in gay roles kissing like grandparents at church who stopped loving each other years ago and no longer know how to feel passion and ur like ok what gives. How did u get that role. Do u know how many straight actors would kill to be gay for pay on that camera? I'm calling Gael García Bernal.

if you’re ever losing an argument hit’em with the “you want me.”

buffy summers is a mentally ill repressed bisexual who makes little puns about the horrors. she would do numbers on this website.

#secret#listen i dont go here anymore butt#WHAT could POSSIBLY be funnier than Absolutely Everyone learning merlin is a sorcerer one by one#only every single one of them believing they are the only ones who know and need to cover for him/hide it from everyone else?#season finale isnt some dramatic battle it’s everyone figuring out they didnt need to spend so much time hiding his#and being very annoyed about it#season 5 some villain pulls a Grand Reveal#that this Servant Boy is indeed a Wizard! a traitor to his king!#and everyone including arthur just kind of awkwardly avoids each other’s gaze#then morgana pulls an anakin and stabs the villain in the back while they’re monologing @the-tao-of-fandom WHY would you HIDE this in the TAGS - I LOVE IT

I have so much love for this film, and for the moment following this where Benoit tells her that, if Harlan had listened to her, he would still be alive. The blame is taken from her, in the kindest possible way, by someone she trusts. After all the goalpost moving and ‘ah, gotcha!’ and obsession with spoilers in cinema over the last decade, with characterisation abandoned and plotlines left unresolved, knives out is a kind film. It isn’t obsessed with tricking you or catching you out, just wants you along for the ride

(Tags by @psqqa ) #but it’s also like.. someone tried to use the balance of risk and liability and trust that her job entails against her # and the precariousness of her reliance on that job as well as her overall situation) #specifically because they devalued her for doing that job #and the movie says no #that trust is earned #the job she does is valuable #and the knowledge and expertise it takes to do that job is valuable #and devaluing that knowledge and expertise is exactly what made your plan fail #because what she does does in fact require a true competence #which she has #a tangible skill with real consequences #you can’t tell the difference between a prop knife and a real knife #but she can tell the difference between the right medication and the wrong one

people get so confused trying to figure out the Lois/Clark/Superman situation that somehow they come to the conclusion that Clark is cheating on Lois with Superman

people shake their heads sadly every time Superman visits the Daily Planet and then Clark emerges from a closet disheveled and tucking his shirt back into his pants. but if Lois won’t see it there’s nothing they can do

Rosamund Pike knows her hobbies may not be the safest…

as much as we might have seen it coming because it's the cw, supercorp is probably still one of the most egregious cases of blatant queerbaiting in recent history. like. damn. the writers really strung the scs out for 5 years knowing damn well they would never deliver on it. that's shitty as hell. like yeah the cw's always been shitty but like this? impressively shitty even for the cw.