❝ash, ash;

every woman is out of every man’s league actually

do u ever listen to a band and think, “i want to exist the way this band sounds”

actually ive decided that infinity war just needs to be 2.5 hours of peter parker trying his best to address various adult superheroes as politely as possible and struggling a lot. attempts range from “your majesty mr panther sir” (accepted with only a small twitch of the lips & shuri giggling a lot) to “starlord”, which earns him 2 hours of riotous mockery from a talking raccoon

humans not hibernating is a major flaw as a species

What the fuck is the universe trying to teach me right now

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip