Jeff Goldblum Nightcore

can you put that thing on a leash?

American woodcock (Scolopax minor)

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

120 days of wodos

do u ever see someone in your notifs and think wow! i was sure you'd unfollowed me by now

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

This post was originally about the story of Croesus, King of Lydia, and how he decided to go to war with Cyrus the Great in the 6th century BCE. Now it's about something else.

Arguably the most appropriate post for Apollo to "bless" since it's about his oracle.