trash sensei

honestly birthdays were so easy when i was younger like i just wanted toys and stuff like that but now? my parents r like “wht do u want” and im just like??? some self esteem?? emotional stability?? a hobby?? 

“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone

wHO ELSE IS HELLA HORNY BUT ALSO a lil bit sad

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

I’m the crush u look at closely and realize he kinda ugly

do you ever say something so bitchy that you’re like damn i need to chill lol

becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

I feel like Taylor Swift has been suspiciously quiet and that scares me like she could pop up at anytime and give me an album full of her two note range songs that no one asked for and I’ll have to deal with them on the radio for the next three years