Picking a place & losing control

Oh my God I forgot about the Marketing one and it hit me just as hard as it did the first time I saw it. Literal laughter tears omg. 

so we’re really all collectively thirsting over peter “dumbass fuckhead” iii of russia huh

mercury is in reverse cowgirl again

This would be great for a children’s hospital

Booty (licious)

Pussy (vicious)

Cock (nutritious)

Tits (malicious)

Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. But everything changed when the tits attacked

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

SIR.

ooohhh so that's what those are for.... vampire condom

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

You’ve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning “fuck Nazis”.

spiderham: hmm disappointing, jukebox play what’s new pussycat