IT’S SO GOOD! I SHOULD BAKE MY WIFE MORE THINGS

april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]

citationless behavior

sourceless behavior

Song is Hidden Wave by Soshi Takeda. I don’t remember who reposted this dog video onto Tumblr, but I replaced the music with this because the original version I saw had this really annoying music playing over it.

they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

puppygirls reblog to BITE prev SO HARD IT GETS YOU MUZZLED

if I had this, I would never turn it off

get ready for fat dog girl fall 🍁

last self reblog for today but expect more of her, fat characters in thongs are our strongest warriors 🫡

i LOVE the idea of "i can't win, but you can lose" in fictional confrontations it is SO fucking tasty. the human nature to self destruct and the human nature to survive by any means necessary combined at its finest.

AGrrrrRRREARRARATRRRRARARARRA BBRRRBRBRBRARARRARAR SNARL GROWL WOOFBBKKKAREAKKKKKAARARARRAR