Swords, meet Sorcery.

I am the target audience of this sign. I frequently do not read signs because I don’t notice them and i one hundred percent would be strolling up to the booth going ‘what kind of cheese is this?’

I want to live in the soap biter’s world where 1) lush sells cheese and 2) it is perfectly acceptable to sample the wares

What is a couple of grapes in the grand scheme of the universe? What is cramming an entire round of Brie into my gob as I glide past the cheese? Surely this is normal behaviour,

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

i want this man in my inventory

I don't usually have the patience for modding video games, but I make a special trip just for morrowind because you can literally drag and drop mp3s into the "music" folders and the game will just roll with it. Anyway I stuck darude sandstorm into the battle music rotation, and I keep forgetting about doing so until it plays

This little dog ha ha

In a shit mood. Release the locusts