Trash Cat

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

my super sustainable bmw

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

huge fan of the phrase “kissing [someone] silly”. like yeah it better be silly

tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in

Respecting Women

bat man

minecraft

youtube

in the tags guys

fuckin weed

W

Criminal justice and psychology

i’m terrified that i’ll lock myself into an interest that i’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i’ve pursued over my life!

Minecraft

minecraft as well

I mean if you're stranded at sea and you do kill a seagull with a golf ball and it lands on the deck and you don't have any water you COULD drink its blood for hydration but you run the risk of losing more water if it makes you too nauseous, and you would get more hydrated just eating the meat. If has bird flu you're fucked tho.

of course any sailor could tell you "don't kill a seagull it's bad luck" but personally if a sailor told me that while I hucked another wilson soft at a screaming airborne beach menace I would probably not handle the advice too well. I would most likely not take it with a lot of patience if I'm being fully honest

Id use my fantastic machine that turns blood into water.

it's always the fantastic blood machine with this guy

Hey…. Hey… Character’s covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

lububus should come with a webkinz style code for labubu world. and you should be allowed to do cocaine in labubu world

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions