When you read a fic for smut and it turns out to be well written with a good plot.
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When you read a fic for smut and it turns out to be well written with a good plot.

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remember when they made missy elliott a fish
and they made christina aguilera a jellyfish
And they performed the best goddamn cover of car wash to date next
me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day
THIS CUTIE <3
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that is so adorable omgs
Hyah hyah hyah *stomp stomp stomp*
A Machoke teaches a smol baby Machop!😂🤣
When the whole party is down but your bard is up
jack had absolutely no right to go this hard
i think jack is the only one with the right to go this hard

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google just made me so emo
oh my god I can’t stop crying
From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.
I’m not crying you’re crying
Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.
I AM DECEASED 😭😭
for the love of god UNMUTE this
SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀
Recently my grandmother found out I’m queer. Her response was to tell me that she disapproves of me living with my “friend” (i.e. my girlfriend) and that I should give up my vile queer ways and become a Christian (Lol). She even sent me a bible. Here are its remains, which I made into black-out poetry.
Poem 1: Bisexual (from Leviticus 19:9)— “Have sexual relations with her. Have sexual relations with him. Have sexual relations with both a woman and a man. Have sexual relations with yourself. Vomit on everyone who does not respect you.”
Poem 2: Fisting (from Judges 8:5)— “water/ lap the water/ drink/go down to drink/your hands/go down/I give into your hands/go down/encouraged/down/on the seashore/the whole hand/your hand/inside/I get to the edge/and shout/grasping/crying out/Beth/Beth/Beth/Beth/Beth/God/I came”
Poem 3: A Letter to the Exiles (from Jeremiah 28:13) — “Ze said: ‘Do not let lies name you, nor harm your heart. Gather. Raise the sword against them. They scorn and reproach, for they have not listened— again and again have not listened.’ “
Poem 4: Child (from Ezekiel 16:22) — “Your father and your mother rubbed salt in. No one looked on you with pity or had compassion enough for you, for on the day you were born you were despised. Live! Grow. I looked at you and saw you were enough.”
Poem 5: Father (from Ezekiel 16:22) — “You never adored us. You became very angry. You took some out on us. Your sons and daughters were not enough? You slaughtered— in all your detestable practices— our youth.”
Poem 6: Misandry (from Acts 27:41) — “Dangerous men should be broken.”
Fucking beautiful.
First poetry I’ve enjoyed in ages.
Bringing this back, just in case anyone needs it as a reference.
Amazing.
[image description: 5 pages from a bible, with most of the words crossed out in sharpie, and the remaining words highlighted, forming the poems above]
Being asked “Why are you depressed? Life is beautiful!” is like saying “Why do you have asthma? There is so much air!”

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😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t breathe
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President Obama tries to get a driver’s license
this is funny
his face in the last one 😭😭😭
I don’t care about your political beliefs, but just compare Obama’s sense of humor to Trump’s fat shaming and jokes about disabled people and goddamn I miss Obama.
Sigh…
This is weirdly cute and enchanting
this is gonna be in my halloween playlist