blog of trash

chaotic dumbass

I nearly spit out my fucking drink.

anyway since we’re all baking bread and dealing with a plague, here’s a quiz on who you would be in the middle ages

i wholly was not expecting this and i am actually crying

I really miss the normal life we had 3 weeks ago

You wake up tomorrow to find yourself in the world of the last video game you played. How screwed/lucky are you?

I’m beautiful, sexy, and powerful because I haven’t seen that video of celebrities singing Imagine

People who say that money doesn’t buy happiness are unknowingly broadcasting that they’ve never grown up poor or struggled with money in general.

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

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