Classic Tomb Raider

"90s sass" and all the words about angelina 💖💖💖💖 YESSSSSS

lara being confident and unapologetic and for the girls and the gays 🙌

intimate compromising position? 😳

j'mappelle lara croft et je parlez tres bien français ENCROYIBLE!!!! j'habite dans le grande maison!!! je voudrais winston habite froid salle dans moi cuisine. je marron cheveux. je jouer le foot avec vetements du sport. je mange poulet. je ecoute neuf... inch nails musique. je nais pas desole!!!!!!! merci beaucoup au revoir!!!!!!! (hop u enjoy, i wrote that all by myself... as you can definitely tell lmao, my french teacher would be proud 😎)

fable i need to know can i say "heyyyyyyy" and can i fart? that is what will make it good or bad lmao, this trailer was a bit crap tbh, at first i thought is this fable??? and then as the woman kept talking i was like nahhh, and then i saw the talking face door wall man (lmao) and i was like "no it is fable" but it didn't really feel like it, but i will be playing it regardless thank u for putting it on pc (i opened steam to add it to my wishlist and i went "£60??? i'm not paying £60 for fable", and the deluxe is £90 LMAO what on earth)

(the elder scrolls online trailer looked more like fable lmao)

bad magpie looks cute, when it electrocuted itself i went "awww ;_;", the art style/colour palette kind of looks like lara croft go lol

lmao i heard "ya" and yelled "CRAZY TAXI." it was like instant visceral reaction, mite b cool

NEW SPYRO?? when i saw his feet i yelled "IS THIS SPYRO????" in disbelief OMGGGGGGGGGGG

not the north korea simulator cawadoodie

no more TR (but this gears of war video showing them working on it and talking about it is how i expected the TR ~dev exclusive~ video to be)

also i went back and tagged all these posts as e3 2026, i know we don't have an actual e3 anymore but that's what it is essentially sooooo

see you all for nintendo direct where they announce ace attorney 7

no new info or footage about TR, they hyped it up to be "DEV EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!!!" and it was just a guy saying "hehe this veri kewl we respect da original game and we make a new version of TR1 with new technology hehe", like no shit, show me more videos and gameplay, show me concept art or something, show me people working on a computer

hearing alix say "waifu" made me laugh lol

hate the fake scripted banter with troy, it was cringe "haha we so chummy, we make a funny joke XD XD" no (i just had a thought, what if they make troy the new voice for kurtis because he is the voice for every single male character, noooooooooooooo please noooooo, that's why they paired them up for the video noooooooo 😭)

as for other games i would only play ace combat, i bought them all after playing hawx but i haven't got round to playing them yet, but i loved hawx lmao

my cannibal family looks like rct meets trying to capture people in mgs5 meets killing people in sims 1 lmaooo, mite b cool

grave seasons looks cool i like the pixel art and chill farm simulator meets "maybe you're dating the serial killer???" and investigating

lmao at the shark eating the dentist

ok now it is truly finished i will go make my carbonara now woo yay

i love how i am like NEW ACE ATTORNEY NEVER EVER but i still haven't finished the professor layton one or tgaa1 (ergo not even started tgaa2) 🤪 i have 3 to play but i still want a new one lol, but i didn't even like DD or SOJ so i have no hope anyways, i just want wrightworth dating (boink) simulator, i don't care about apollo, i don't care about athena, and i definitely don't care about ryunosuke, if they make a new game and it is about any of these or some shitty new character i will be so mad and despondent, i just want all of the og trilogy characters, we need gumshoe, we need franziska, we need mia + feenie office tea boy prequel

but anyways, code veronica remake mite b cool but i haven't played the og (i am only up to og re3), claire looked real but not real, i mean like the graphics + skin + texture looked real, but the proportions of her face looked cartooney, it was like that old photoshop of super realistic homer simpson

for alien isolation 2 i guessed it from "20th century games" and then when the letters started to come up like the start of alien i was like I WAS RIGHT

the goose egg nest game looked cute

the witch one looked like just assassin's creed lady witch edition with cats, it mite b cool (i am a cat person)

they have to make him look like this, please for the love of god it's the only way i will tolerate it

WAIT I WENT BACK TO WATCH THE TRAILER AGAIN AND WHEN LARSON THROWS DOWN THE MAGAZINE I WAS LIKE "wait a minute..." AND I THOUGHT MY EYES WERE JUST WANTING TO SEE IT, SO I REWOUND IT AND PAUSED IT

I YELLED

so for real this means he HAS to be in the new game surely, the NEW new one, not this one????????????????????????

AFTER SEEING THE SCREENSHOTS ON TWITTER EARLIER TODAY I GAVE AN AUDIBLE "OOH" AT THE COMING NEXT BUMPER ON THE STREAM

SHE LOOKS GOOD

SHE SOUNDS GOOD

SHE HAS PLAYFUL ATTITUDE

GRAPHICS GOOD

I WANT TO BELIEVE

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE 2026 NOW IT'S 2027??? (irrelevant to me and my toasters) take as long as you want i am in no hurry, do what you have to do to make it good and functional, do not fuck it up like ubisoft and prince of persia sands of time remake (RIP)

you know i always post other free games i like but now i am actually posting free tomb raider?????