Noah

it drives me crazy how humans are just meant to hold each other. how come when you hold someone's hand, your fingers just perfectly lock with theirs? how is it that when you hug someone, your face fits just right in the crook of their neck? how can your hands cup someone's face like that's their only primary function? it cannot be coincidence that our bodies are fully capable of holding another... we were designed to love

He also says he likes to to give incorrect times in his mccree voice, such as “it’s niiiiine forty-fiiiiive”

@mchuman-mcgee oh my gosh

people who don’t watch critical role: what? im so surprised this is so weird! people who do watch critical role: yeah that’s mercer alright

SLPT: if somebody shows you a picture on their phone, swipe as much as you can before they can take it away from you. You might see some titties or something.

If I was as sleepy at night as I am in the morning, and as awake in the morning as I am at night… I would be at least double as productive

SLPT: Looking for a safe way to get high? Do a bunch of whippets!! They cut off oxygen to your brain, which reduces your chance of dying from oxygen toxicity, and doctors use them so they have to be safe. In fact, doing whippets could even save your life since doctors save lives.