is it lost on me, all the things i believe?

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

and punishments. more punishments. surely that will help

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough

im doing good! you know. besides the underlying feeling that I'm fundamentally incapable of fitting in in a society. besides that i'm chillin

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

and may god guide the seattle seahawks in their holy war against the diabolical new england patriots