a story is true; a story is untrue

not to be dramatic but the crescendo at the end of The Great Comet of 1812 when the music and the light of the comet intensifies until you can see pierre and everyone looking at it, then dimming back down until it’s just the one bulb is the singular most moving and exquisite experience i’ve ever had inside of a theatre

marina making oh no!: brb i’m about to be the voice of god for these 13 year olds lol

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

my cells govern themselves, I’m mostly just a figurehead

my body is a constitutional monarchy and i am its powerless queen

This is why exercising is so awful, because it’s basically taxation without representation. 

today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus

hot take: hozier is not a fae. he is a mortal from pre-christian ireland who ventured in the fae world, and found out 15 centuries had passed when the faes finally released him

This is a valid take and you should say it

putting lee pace in eyeliner and leather in the last twilight movie was the most wildcard shit like they did not have to go that hard

Oh to be moss…….soggy and living on an old log…………………

Hey op. Mind expanding on this?

if u don’t understand already……it’s no use….

Fat acceptance means accepting unhealthy fat people. I don’t care if it doesn’t support your respectability politics. Unhealthy fat people (including those who’s illness is related to their weight) deserve respect.

Why is this bad, this seems fine to me?

Because there is nothing “queer” or “new age” about two straight people getting married. It’s about as old fashioned and unoriginal as you can get.

Literally what the fuck girl you’re STRAIGHT you’re not redefining shit. Man marries woman. What a CONCEPT

Miley Cyrus: it’s good for queer people to remain visible even if their relationship might look straight to people who aren’t thinking this site: she’s not actually queer

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

You doin okay OP?

not to glorify the early years tumblr hellscape but this site was infinitely better when you could block anon hate and then immediately find out who was sending it by checking your blocklist and i for one propose that we bring that back. no rights for cowards.