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unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

i know we're not supposed to say this but i literally love being alone and going on the computer

how many avoidants does it take to. ...I have to go