alcohol has no known effect on the human body

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan

ok this was fun now we can go back to pretending there’s no united states of america

your mission is to get laid on gmail. delete all other apps, do not talk to me until you fuck. your mission is to fuck and suck on gmail

salad is mostly items

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

The e in email stands for evil mail

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation