[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

“no one is asking for open borders” i am actually

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.