Hyunckel's glass of evil juice

*caresses your cheek* your favourite pokemon is scyther.

*maintains a serene expression whilst a thin vein becomes visible across my forehead*

Twin peaks🤩🤩, more like,,, twink penis 🤮🤮

“Spain has fallen to North African migrants!” Bro, you promise? Al-Andalus 2? Second Islamic Golden Age?

It’s crazy how Europeans spent centuries colonizing, brutalizing and destabilizing most of the world and when the people from the places they worked (and are often still benefiting from) to destroy and exploit flee to Europe, they’re baffled and enraged. Why would your NHS nurse be Nigerian? Hmmm. I wonder who the Queen of Nigeria was up until 1963. Oh, you’re mad your new neighbors are Pakistani? I wonder who the head of the Commonwealth was there until 1972. This is truly baffling.

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line