soren

i don’t know if anyone has said it, but radagon very much has baby making hips

i want to slap the shit out of seluvis before kissing him

to others like me who have a crush on godrick, why are we like this?

when i fight morgott and he just stalks towards me all slow and menacing i swear i can hear something purring

you motherfuckers that ship heimdall and atreus are the reason why i can’t look at the heimdall tag on ao3 like what the fuck is wrong with y’all aside from the obvious brain damage

i want radahn to nut on me like his meteor attack

i just want to put heimdall in a cardboard box and shake him around until he behaves

if i could i would tenderly kiss everyone that writes gn!reader and male!reader stuff, i really appreciate it so much