light it up

excuse me mr fucking bezos??

this feels like an ancient tablet from which so many cultural artifacts were derived

Did you peep fishMan’s muscles when he yolks up spongebob? Bwoiiii was bout to put the fins on em.

ok but look at spongebobs stance while cleaning that floor? who’s behind him? he tryna get a raise from mr krabs?

Damn people got paid to do VA for this?

bold of you to assume they had more than one voice actor for this show.

why is the audio quality so good and everything else isnt?

Without the right to die we are all effectively slaves to society.

im so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. and i want to be set loose.

If your laugh is funnier than the joke, I love u

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

EeeYYEEENT GONTAKETHEBLAYME

DMX singing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is the only way to kick off the holiday season.

That time of year

@ange-sensuel @killmongersprncss

my mans was drippin too hard

Yall notice how he's losing his phalanges? He definitely had an opposable thumb on the first image.... By the fourth it's just a curly noodle.

It’s ok, they’ll grow back 😂