The Transsexualizing Beam Of The Monkees

therapy appointment so devastatingly effective I’m eating crab rangoon in the bath

dropped a rangoon in the bath now I’m some sort of wretched soup

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

I'd want to fuck that printer.

i think i just stumbled into a new fave aver piece of art but i cant find a title...

crocs will never be cute

tell her i said i'm sorry that the world's ugliest shoes share her sacred name.... :(

I need to stop #girlfailureing. I need a good masculine failure just one

um what monkee images should i draw