kermit appreciation blog

animal shelters should let you do dabs with the dogs as long as they seem chill as fuck/real

“Don’t rub your eyes it leads to wrinkles and eye bags!!” you live in a world where you feel guilt over even the most microscopic of life’s pleasures and I will never want to join you there

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

Im a hater but like lowkey I like to play and draw

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

bro last night was a satirical deconstruction of the genre

Getting a lot of tips at work cuz all the liberals feel bad for my poor transsexual ass

i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.