keroppi knuckle tattoo

having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being

i know what i said u pessimistic bastards and i stand by it!!!!

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable

remember the flower crown trend????? it was good bring it back

Not with the Ted Bundy film closing in

carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?

Shes just making it stronger by increasing the total amount of bricks. Shes saving your life

Queen of throwing bricks and saving my life

i understand that having a pet is really good for mental health (TRUST me i know) but otoh… if u cant consistently take care of ur pet u shouldnt own it. if u cant regularly change ur cats litter or walk ur dog daily or clean ur fish tank or WHATEVER then its cruel to keep ur animal in those conditions… ur their entire world u gotta treat them right. and if u cant do that then you need to reasses if youre really ready to look after another living being like that

i’m very tired, you guys realize poor people are allowed to spend money on items that aren’t just needed for survival, right? you guys know poor people can save 10 dollars every paycheck or something so they can buy a video game or a tattoo or go to a fancy restaurant, right? you realize poor people don’t have to act like 16th century peasants in order to be considered poor and need money? like you do know poor people are allowed to fucking enjoy things, don’t you?

Embracing your bisexuality is not only brave but also healing

Walmart at 7pm while high ass fuck and bright ass lights bro im like a slug and someone is salting me

I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful

This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit

This dude absolutely LOST IN THE SAUCE on Respect Women Juice

Have you seen Luigi?

Yeah! He went that way!

hehe *wipes sweat off my forehead* everything alright mario?