No Longer an Art Student

"Get a hobby" smoking weed and chilling literally is a hobby

very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…

wow. finally, ive finished filling the house with chintz! i really hope my husband likes- oh. uh

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

i hate how i havent been alive for an inconceivable majority of humanity’s existence. i want to see

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

I’m soooo hungry for dinner but I just can’t stop sitting in my favorite chair