woof woof im a dog

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

Come Outside In The Evening Lets Play Again I Miss You A Lot.

smoking that shit that makes you cry about the horrors of car-centric infrastructure

hey yeah i get it but youre harshing the vibe rn nobody wants to hear about the irreversible damage that cars have done to North America and the whole world by proxy

showing your girl pictures of nasty ugly parking garages at the function

this is not a joke or exaggeration but a cry for help btw I've been watching 3 hour youtube videos about concrete like I'm somebody's autistic dad

yeah no sorry I can't go out tonight I have to read the rest of the 2023 Ford corporate sustainability report no not for a class I'm just nosey

no babe I thought it was hot that you got into and won a debate with my dad about the viability of high speed rail in north america

listen I'm sorry that your dad went home, researched highspeed rail, and started the argument with you again when I wasn't there umm no I'm not going to apologize no I actually umm yeah I've been brushing up on my talking points sorry but bob doesn't stand a fucking chance he can meet me in the market place of ideas

how is this not astronomically popular

why do you hate freedom let her blow things up

I grew up in a jar and my bones grew into the shape of the jar, so a lot of regular human things are very stunted in me. it feels safer to allow them to remain that way because if there's anything more humiliating than being jar-shaped it's having to admit and address the consequences of growing up in a jar. it gets worse the longer I let it go because the older I am the more embarrassing it is to not have learned how to use those muscles, and the less it feels like an excuse that I was in a jar twenty years ago. there's no point to this post except Bonsai Kitten Problems.

1 year later significantly less jar shaped 💪 we can do it