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@trando0o

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i dont hate anyone. the correct term is i dont fuck with you. hating people takes energy and effort. not fucking with you takes nothing
My Wedding
Husband: *Gives long 10 minute vow about his love for me*
Me:
listen the minute u think “hes different!!” abt a man he’s already scammed u
When fuccboi trying to tell u he has changed
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
I think about this post a lot LMAO

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IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER
A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”
206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.
309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme
Evangelation
There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.
Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?
This is wonderful
You only truly grow as a woman when you realize that other girls are not, and never have been, your competition.
Trevor breaks down the presidential race between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.
my dog/cat: "hisses/growls"
me: who the fuck you think you talking to?? i aint one of your little friends on the street, i am your parent and you will respect me as long as i pay the goddamn bills in this house

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team lowkey sad af but hiding it under a thick layer of sarcasm and memes
no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her
when bae says something that hurts your feelings
You fell in love with my flowers but not with my roots, so when Autumn arrived you didn’t know what to do.
(via c-oquetry)
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hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

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if someone makes you feel, let them.
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