bite the hand that feeds ,

You're responsible for your own happiness, you know? Good lord, that's depressing.

taken from the (incredible) robbie williams biopic. feel free to adjust as needed.

"you looked like you were having a good enough time."

"i was just trying to make sense of it."

"you're so fucking ugly when you're wasted."

"i'll be sober tomorrow."

"you give a fuck what everyone thinks. that's all you give a fuck about."

"you should come home more often."

"if you're going to laugh, do it on the inside, yeah?"

"i dent easily."

"even if it's shit, you've got to make it your shit."

"i'm finally free, and this is only the beginning."

"it means i'm very famous."

"where are you going to run?"

"you useless little prick."

"it's like someone's picked sides for an after-school game and it's all gone horribly, horribly wrong."

"it's one against thousands."

"i'll be like a lamb to the fucking slaughter."

"no one buys a ticket to hear your problems."

"they make other people's problems go away."

"this has been a sudden change in fortune for you."

"i mean, you're flying high."

"let's talk, if we may, about this success you've been having."

"would you say this is a different kind of success?"

"i've said worse things in interviews."

"oh, we're going to talk about my sex life?"

"you make me feel so small."

"i've hated you for it. for making me feel so unnecessary."

"i thought you couldn't help it, but you just don't want to."

"i can't help you anymore."

"you're a fucking animal."

"you should've said no to this one."

"you can't buy this kind of promotion."

"you thought getting to the top was hard? try staying there."

"you've no idea what it takes to get up there."

"that fucks me right off, when people say that."

"all i wanted was for you to ask me, just once, how i'm doing."

"you've got no fucking idea what that feels like."

"you know, jealousy doesn't suit you."

"i might have close to fuck-all, but you, you've got fucking nothing."

"i have waited my whole life for you to step up."

"i didn't leave you with nothing, though, did i?"

"where do you think your talent comes from?"

"you've forgotten how fucking lucky you are, that's your problem."

"you don't have it. that's why you never made it."

"they've come for me, and i'm going to die out there."

"for the next two hours, your arse is mine."

"you've got nowhere to go."

"the worst thing was that i lost the ability to care."

"i feel a bit stupid, to be honest."

"i'm just a chav who got everything they ever wanted."

"it's a bit fucking embarrassing, to be frank."

"fame's got fuck-all to do with me."

"they say your life freezes at the age you become famous."

"i'm stunted. i'm unevolved."

"i think i'm a cunt. i'm fine with it."

"you did it. and you deserve this."

"you always had it, you know."

"i'm a fucking entertainer."

taken from the (incredible) robbie williams biopic. feel free to adjust as needed.

"i've been called many things - narcissistic, punchable, shit-eating twat..."

"i wanna show you how i really see myself."

"don't fuck it up."

"i'm like a chainmail condom, nothing's getting through."

"nice one, dickhead."

"you really are fucking useless, aren't you?"

"you're a fucking nobody."

"where i grew up, you were meant to act small."

"my dna is cabaret."

"i came out of the womb with jazz hands."

"you've got to risk it all, whatever it takes."

"if you make it... it's paradise."

"you're either born with it or you're a nobody."

"i wouldn't change a hair on your head."

"i don't want to be a nobody."

"love, there's no such thing as a nobody."

"have you seen the fit one with the big bulge?"

"i'm going to fuck it up, i know it."

"just go out there, sing your fucking song, and walk off."

"i'm going to be found out. they'll see that i'm ugly, i'm stupid, i'm untalented."

"i'm not good at anything."

"i thought to become famous you had to be really, really good. turns out you just have to show off."

"i usually go over people's heads."

"he left us to be one step closer to his gods."

"shut the door on your way out."

"i know what i'm going to be."

"listen, don't embarrass yourself, yeah?"

"fuck me, you'd make an awful stripper."

"i thought he was going to blow you right there on the pitch."

"i don't need all that fancy shit."

"you've got a ticket to heaven and you're gonna stay here?"

"i've got a bastard of a headache."

"look at you. you've got no talent."

"it was a shock, but, you know, in a good way."

"who's this dickhead in those trainers? they are so three years ago."

"he was a genius. an actual genius."

"he sang like an angel, but he danced like a twat."

"in five years, we're all going to hate each other."

"i was fucking great, wasn't i?"

"you were a bit much, frankly."

"just remember what you rehearsed."

"i'm not bothered they say i slept with them."

"you know, i almost started to like you."

"i think he's developing a sense of humour."

"why would i want a bigger house to hide in?"

"i'm just giving the people what they want."

"i pretend the whole world is lucky to see me."

"you add nothing to this. any of it."

"you owe me a pint, love."

"i wish i'd known you were coming."

"what have you got to mope about?"

"it's like i can't keep track of who i am anymore."

"everything you have, i've given you, and you don't deserve any of it."

"you're making us look like fucking idiots."

"there's an energy to revenge, and it's very, very seductive."

"i'm going to be fucking massive."

"i just want to prove i can make it on my own."

"i told you, you wouldn't understand."

"it's not a competition. it's just hard work."

"you've missed me, haven't you?"

"i'm going to be a dad."

"if i orgasmed every time i had a number one, i'd be fucking dry."

"like he fucking knows what we're fucking talking about."

"it's how you know you've made it, fucking knobhead."

"are you going to do it, or are you going to pussy out, you fucking wimp?"

"thankfully, he wasn't in the country at the time."