some of you probably think you’re really clingy and annoying but you’re actually really sweet and desirable so. get that out of your head

Not to vent but: fuck

The Lady of the Lake’s (canonical) motivation for stealing baby Lancelot was that he was the most beautiful baby in the world. He was the prince of (and presumed heir to) a kingdom that had just been annexed and his father had just died of grief while fleeing but the Lady of the Lake spirited Lancelot away while his mother wept over the corpse of his father because he was cute. No other reason. His pretty privilege saved his life for the first time in infancy and went on to stop and cause wars.

Good morning women trying to not become their fathers let’s get this bread

Good morning women trying to not become their fathers let’s get this bread

Good morning women trying to not become their fathers let’s get this bread

Good morning women trying to not become their fathers let’s get this bread

I need you all to know I am only half serious on most of the posts on this blog. I’ll say something I think is obviously a very unserious thing to say and have people in the notes treating it very seriously. The Onion hasn’t hired me yet so I’m posting my zingers here.

i think i deserve $7,000,000 for everything i've been through tbh.

enough of asking "would you still love me if i was a worm?" would you still love me if i was a pit in your stomach eating away at you from the inside? would you still love me if i was a distant memory you could do nothing but grieve? would you still love me if i haunted you for the rest of your life?