any hot doctors out there?

transing your gender… please dont turn the power off or reset

[kisses you] is this cringe bro? [kisses you harder] is this fail? is this going in your cringe comp?

Full offense, but if you pre-ordered Fallout 76 right now, on the day of 5th of June of 2018 or any day before that, without even knowing what kind of game it is, based only on the brand and a CGI trailer that only shows like a desk on a dark room, you’re the prime example of one of the biggest problems in the gaming industry right now and I hope the game is a massive disappointment to you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bass guitar is like,, hope you guys dont mind im just going be the sexiest instrument ever and we just! let it!

oc design is just “this is me” and “god I wish that were me” in random measurements on a scale

perfect

It got even better

Do you ever realize you’re putting too much of yourself into one OC so you gotta take some of your personality and put it into your other OC?

*aperture scientist voice* oh okay so when you taped a knife to the roomba it was “cute” and “”funny”” but when i give the largely untested, unstable artificial intelligence control over the neurotoxin emitters it’s “extremely dangerous” and “going to get us all killed”

the problem w making up OCs is before you can get the rewards of shitposting about them you must first submit yourself to the mortifying ordeal of explaining who they are.

you expect me to act like a normal human being?  I’m wearing a turtleneck.

dont touch me unless your skin is made from gucci

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?