what am i doing here

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

what if i let you carve my heart out of chest with a knife. and you held my held my heart in one hand and my hand in the other. and we were both gay.

this happened in a dan and phil video

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time

anybody know what to do with it all

Nice spotify link. You're the love of my life and I would literally do anything for you

Nice spotify link. If the stars didn't spell our love I would simply rearrange the constellations

Nice spotify link. I look up at the stars and miss you more than anything

Nice spotify link. I would travel to the ends of the earth just to hold your hand

Nice spotify link. I'll never see the sky, stars and moon again without thinking of you

"playing the sims" can be spending 3 hours downloading custom content off thesimsresource like a rich teenager doing a shein spree and then not opening the game dont let anyone tell you otherwise

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

richard siken wrote all those poems and survived a stroke he can post about whatever he wants

i hate whoever invented vaping so much only a truly vile person could make smoking that much more unhealthy n worst of all that sexless

robots are so so cute,,,, love is stored in the wires