mayo passing w a bit of salsa

*drink’s a delishes coffy.* *drink’s a delishes coffy.* *drink’s a delishes coffy.* *dri

someone airdrop me a hug a mf going through alot

When will I have a rival who thinks I'm a dumbass but also dreams of kissing me under the moon light

Oh to be an oblivious protag confused as to why my rival ran away in embarrassment after they pinned me against a wall and our faces where inches apart

This is what the fae do inside mushroom circles when the moon is at its peak.

you’re laughing. i said da vinky painted the mona lisa and you’re laughing.

the fanfiction generation is the reason its so easy to sell bad movies to the public these days none of these teenagers have the patience to be introduced to new concepts or ideas they just want to see the same 5 characters do slightly different stuff for two hours at a time

I got BOTW and so far all I've done is grab frogs and ride my perfect pony boy Bing Bong everywhere But the plot points

certified iconic post

i’m sorry but this guy screaming like he’s been fucking shot is so fucking funny

ok… now that my soul returned to my body, I’d like to point out that the transcript is (not totally) missing sooooo much profanity

Thanks for the better translation but I just can’t get over that first guy seeing it translated as “you Belgian” and thinking “yeah that sounds like a solid insult.”

remember kids, don’t use google translate

good night to people with daddy issues, girls under 5'2", those who project onto fictional characters an unhealthy amount, sexy bitches, anyone who has under $20 in their bank account, unemployed bastards, people who miss going to the library, anyone who read warriors cats books in their youth, people who identified with jack from the magic tree house series as a kid, el gee bee tees, girls with no ass, anyone who had an obsession with orlando bloom as a preteen, lipgloss wearers, and people that desperately want to get railed