i was your only friend.

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

thinking about developing a social skill soon

okay dont be mad but i just scheduled you for every appointment ever. you have an open house on tuesday and a doctor is removing your all of it tomorrow 👍

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature