വിപ്ലവാരിഷ്ടം

dreamy sigh followed by agonized sobbing

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

Hate when "heart-warming" stories are like '6 year old kid makes $27000 to stop puppy killing machine' and everyone's like omg so wholesome!! But no one's wondering 1- why is there a puppy killing machine in the first place, 2- why do we have to make a civilian raise money to stop it, and 3- why is the civilian a child???

A lot of people don't realise this, but smoking is actually really good for you!

The only disadvantage of smoking is your cigarettes running out. ᴬⁿᵈ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ

ക്യാപിറ്റലിസമോ? മാറ്റാം!

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

the only type of advertising that should exist: "ooooohhhh you want to come look at the animal"