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WHO MAKES THESE!?

@warriormale

I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know

Who is voltron didn’t the avengers kill him in 2014

No, you’re thinking of Ultron. Voltron is the boy genius protagonist in a defunct Nickelodeon cartoon.

You’re thinking of Jimmy Neutron. Voltron is a spherical, electric-type Pokemon from gen 1 that resembles a poke ball.

No, you’re thinking of Voltorb. Voltron is that movie with the guys that rode motorcycles on lines of lights? It looked really like simplistic future tech.

No, you’re thinking of Tron. Voltron is the main antagonist in the Harry Potter fictional novel series created by J.K. Rowling.

No, you’re thinking of Voldemort.  Voltron is the royalty class of vampires from Stephenie Meyer’s infamous teenage fantasy romance series, the Twilight Saga.

No, you’re thinking of the Volturi. Voltron is the company that infamously built all of the bomb shelters in the critically acclaimed Fallout franchise.

No, you’re thinking of Vault-Tech. Voltron is actually a video game reviewer with a robot bird, and is slightly responsible for the flex tape meme

No, you’re thinking of JonTron. Voltron is the main character of the High School Musical franchise who is a basketball player.

No, you’re thinking of Troy Bolton. Voltron is the guy who sang in Disney’s Lion King.

No, you’re thinking of Elton John. Voltron is a state in the northeast United States

No, you’re thinking of Vermont. Voltron is the unit of electrical potential.

No, you’re thinking of Voltage. Voltron was a french Enlightenment writer and philosopher during the 18th Century. 

No, you’re thinking of Voltaire. Voltron is an evil symbiote that fights Spider man.

No you’re thinking of Venom. Voltron is that fire type fox pokemon

No, you’re thinking of Vulpix.  Voltron is a Danish heavy metal band.

No, you’re thinking of Volbeat. Voltron is a distilled beverage composed primarily of water and ethanol, but sometimes with traces of impurities and flavourings

No, you’re thinking of Volvic. Voltron is the leader of the Decepticons, the antagonistic alien race in Transformers.

No, you’re thinking of Megatron. Voltron is a German automaker company founded in 1937.

No, you’re thinking of Volkswagen. Voltron is the Swedish automaker company founded in 1926.

No you’re thinking of Volvo, Voltron is that one dinosaur that’s super fast and has very big and sharp claws.

No, you’re thinking of Velociraptor. Voltron is a treatment with a weakened or dead form of a disease to produce immunity against that disease.

No, you’re thinking of Vaccine. Voltron is a household item used to suck up dust and dirt to keep the carpets of homes and buildings clean.

No, you’re thinking of Vacuum. Voltron is the guy who was in Mary Poppins and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

No, you’re thinking of Van Dyke. Voltron is a measurement of the space taken up by matter, calculated as length x width x height.

No you’re thinking of Volume. Voltron is a large black bird that eats dead animals at the side of road

No, you’re thinking of Vulture. Voltron is a subatomic particle with a negative electric charge.

No, you’re thinking of Electron. Voltron is an instrument used for measuring electrical potential difference between two points in an electric circuit.

No, you’re thinking of voltmeter. Voltron is the french word for car.

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

Well that’s cute as shit

this is v important

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff