My Shinies

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

you ever crave something you can't have? ssssshut up about your ex i mean i want grilled cheese but im scared of the stove

Gilgamesh/Enkidu forever

Caterina: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not angry. I just want to know. Lucanis: I did. I broke it. Caterina: No. No, you didn’t. Illario? Illario: Don’t look at me. Look at Viago! Viago: What?! I didn’t break it. Illario: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken? Viago: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken! Illario: Suspicious. Viago: No, it’s not! Teia: If it matters, probably not… Illario was the last one to use it. Illario: Liar! Teia: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee machine earlier? Illario: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Teia! Lucanis: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it. Caterina: No. Who broke it? Illario: Rook has been awfully quiet… Rook: Really?! - Caterina: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and poison on their daggers. Caterina: Good. It was getting a little friendly around here.